beefluff:

jigglypuffsvevo:

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

wants to love cat and scoops her up: This is because I love you!! This is because I love you!! Thi-

cat: growls loudly

thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

miseryofmillions:

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students: hey can we have mental health resources

school: klosit

why’s this the time machine squidward went into

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tooiconic:

cheetothecat:

pr1nceshawn:

Bad Cats.

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

poetic-irony:

roisinlikesbooks:

queencurry:

piggytailsandpacifiers:

kayla-bird:

Hide and seek.

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

fun fact (that won’t make this any less cute, I promise): children this age likely have not fully developed object permanence yet, so they think that just because they can’t see you, that means you can’t see them

hence the towels over the heads

why yall posting pictures of furniture and talkin bout kids.

i swear, this site sometimes

coolcatgroup:

lord-kitschener:

emilhamil:

Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

She has the ballie

fennethianell:

Hello, yes. We stan this icon ✨

thepigeongazette:

just calling it now

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

post–grad:

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

the url makes this so much funnier 

burgrs:

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whan your just babey…

manticoreimaginary:

sleepystellarsister:

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

sodomymcscurvylegs:

a-brad-acadabra:

blitzkriegfritz:

Wholesome pranks

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

geekremix:

librius:

gothicprep:

i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought

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the end result if anyone’s interested

The man who wanted to treat his fiance like a dog got dumped!?

mitski-miyawakis:

mitski-miyawakis:

apparently on the new season of the bachelor, some girl is faking an australian accent to “stand out” sjdjsjskakak

will someone who watches the bachelor please keep me updated on this girl sjdjksks